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All right my friends,

Wow.

First, Colleen has gone on record saying she wants me to stop talking about people wetting themselves. Between the penis thing and the-stuff-that-comes-out-the-penis thing, she's over it. Admittedly, it's all enormously juvenile. But, come on, boys are juvenile by definition. So I'm kinda on the fence on this one. (Which is painful.)

Second, news flash: I chose my winner(s). And because, quite honestly, the tips were so Wet-Ur-Self great, I had to come up with a criteria. What tip(s) surprised me? Not was it/they any good, not was/were it/them 100% accurate, but which one(s) did I not know? Read more » 

Welcome to dekeQuiz #1, your chance to win a couple of $50 books (2 x $50 = $100 in retail book money!) based on your decoding skills. About a minute into his latest video -- right before launching into a ninja-like (© Adobe's John Nack) transmission of 101 Photoshop Tips in Five Minutes -- Deke pauses to gather his thoughts and recite a secret mantra. A frame from this mystical moment appears below.

Our question to you is: What is Deke saying in his meditative state? If you think you know, email us the answer at quiz@deke.com. (Please don't comment or you'll spoil it; this is a top-secret ballot!) For more info, including a helpful hint . . . Read more »