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Did you ever do that thing where you blew off two weeks of college/university, and then you struggled to figure out a super-nonchalant/casual pathway back into the classroom? All the while thinking the professor was going to grind your butt to beanmeal? And then once you had the balls to reemerge, you did so with a vengeance? Well apparently me too. Only I didn't do it in school; I did it on my own website. And in response to a mild-mannered, cursing-and-swearing doodle post.

Thus, after a prolonged delinquency, I'm back. Which may be good or bad. I mean a deke.com without a Deke is, at the very least, harmless. A deke.com with a Deke results in this:

I really haven't the vaguest idea what is happening in this lightly pastoral tableau. I only drew it.

(And as any court reporter knows, you never question the scene. You merely capture it.) Read more » 

This week's dekePod, Stealth 'Shop, The Virgin Histogram, features a photograph of one of San Francisco's most infamous (and I think wonderful) pieces of private artwork, a great towering anatomically enhanced robot by Nemo Gould.

In the Conclusion to my video, I say, "Or go to my personal site, deke.com, which also contains the uncensored robot photo. And yes, that whole phallus thing, I was not making it up. It's quite evident." That's my way of saying, be forewarned before proceeding. Read more »