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On June 24, I and my proud partners will launch the 2008 pilot episode of dekePod, titled "101 Photoshop Tips in 5 Minutes." Half music video, half shortcut free-for-all, half crazy antics (yes, it has three halves), this very special, slightly explicit episode of dekePod is sure to warm the hearts of young and old alike. Honestly, it's magical. Witness me below at the site of our first exterior shoot (as captured by O'Reilly editor Colleen Wheeler). That's not me jumping, that's me momentarily disregarding Earth's gravitational forces. See? Magical.

Anyway, it occurred to the staff here at dekeOnline that the tips might fly by a little quickly. So we thought it wise to publish the verses -- which contain the actual tips -- here at dekeStuff for your amusement. (I thought of including the choruses, but they're mostly just me bragging.) Here goes: Read more »