1. Make sure time and budget constraints require you to hire yourself.
2. Make sure the author of your latest book is not only a great photographer but also a kickasss Photoshop retouching genius.
3. Cover wrinkly bits with camera.
Voila (new from O'Reilly):

Comments
Cover Girl again
My book, but not my cover, Jeremy!
I should have seen...
I'll ask my question here
What, you don't like this ad hoc style of Q&A?
Hardware Advice Needed for CS4
Get a MacBook Pro over a MacBook
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Ah ha ha
Mac Pro One 2.8GHz Quad-core Intel Xeon Good Choice for CS4?
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Thanks for the good advice
I wouldn't dare call you a "Mac Nazi", Thomas!
You'd choose Windows over a Mac?
Well, you must've noticed
Yup, I'd noticed
Get a graphics card with plenty of RAM
Thanks for the reply, Deke
Fetching as ever
I saw that, Colleen
You're over 40?!
Assimilate This!
Ack! It's the Borg!