No, no, it’s not how it sounds. I’m really quite modest and unassuming. See, here’s the thing: My head is literally huge.
If by any chance you decide to visit Amazon to check out my Adobe Photoshop CS4 One-on-One book, please be advised that the moment you scroll down the page, you’ll be accosted by a gigantic picture of my face.
Which is unfair, because it’s unexpectedly whopperian. By which I mean hippopotamuginormus. Or, if you prefer, leviathanomonstrobrobdingnagian.
So as a special mid-week enterprise, I’d like to invite every last one of you to take this wonderful (but inexplicably Jupiterium) photo of my (disturbingly Gredelian) face from Kevin O’Connor and do both of the following:
- Turn it into the best possible Big Brother/robot overloard/Wizard of Oz image that ever was.
- Figure out how to post it to this site, which involves your posting it elsewhere and linking to that image here with your HTML skills. Or, if that’s driving you crazy, email us your amazing damn-Deke-your-head-is-like-some-amazing-elephantine-dirigible artwork to email@example.com.
I’m thinking, for every five people who enter, one wins. Those are like the biggest, most pie-faced, most yikes-your-head-is-like-some-kind-of-inflatable-waffle-of-the-gods odds that ever were. The prize? Obvious. My hot-off-the-oversized-presses Photoshop CS4 One-on-One book, which includes 4 supersized hours of video.
(But not signed. We haven’t figured that one out yet.)
Good luck. Winners next week.